ZOMBIE BOY is seen sitting awkwardly in his desk. Everyone else is half asleep.
MR. MINE
Cindy Sanders?
CINDY
Here
MR. MINE
Zack Brown?
ZACK
Yeah...
MR MINE
Zrg Durje...?
ZOMBIE BOY
Mmmmyyyyoooooggghhhhh...uoohgh
(Subtitles: Here)
Kids in the class giggle.
MR. MINE
Hey class! Did I give you permission to laugh at huh…Jerg Deerg? Now everyone, work on your essays!
Class laughs even louder. ZOMBIE BOY tries to write a note and looks flustered. He grabs his pencil, and while he attempts to write, the pencil breaks multiple times. He has to keep slowly getting up and sharpening his pencil. A boy in the class trips him. Bell rings and ZOMBIE BOY grabs his note. Everyone hurries out of class. ZOMBIE BOY slowly limps out of class. Everyone pushes past him.
2 Day-Hallways
ZOMBIE BOY gets pushed against a locker. He falls to the ground. He slowly gets up while everyone points and laughs at him. He walks towards his locker and sees that the girl of his dreams is at the locker next to his. He stops in the middle of the hall. Close up of her face with heavenly music and lights. He gets to his locker and sees that she is struggling to get into her locker. He nudges her out of the way and head-butts the locker open. she looks confused.
GIRL
Uhhh…thanks?
ZOMBIE BOY just nods and moans (Subtitles: Anytime!). He holds up one finger to her and head-butts his own locker open. He reaches inside and grabs his note and hands it to her. She tries to grab it from him but his hand keeps gripping onto it. The corner of the note rips and she tries to read it. Close up of the note, and you can see that it is just scribbles. GIRL looks up at him with confused look on her face.
BULLY walks by and snatches the note out of her hand.
BULLY
Ooooh what’s this? Is zombie boy in love? Just give up. you have no chance with the hottest girl at school. Right?
GIRL
I…uuuhm…I have to go.
GIRL starts to turn away but then ZOMBIE BOY grabs the bully by the ear and drags him to throw him in the garbage can. Everyone stares in awe. ZOMBIE BOY limps away like nothing happened.
3 Day – outside
(Random scene) Caption reads “A Nice Spring Picnic”. ZOMBIE BOY is sitting down outside eating his brain soup. Dream sequence of him eating brain soup with GIRL. Without using his hands, he just shoves his face into it and slurps it up. The chunks of brain left at the bottom of the bowl, he picks up with his hands and shoves it into his mouth. He belches loudly, slowly gets up, and walks off. There is a mess of blood and brains left where he was sitting, and birds come and eat it. As he is walking, a dog runs up to him and starts barking and growling at him. ZOMBIE BOY reaches down to pet him and the dog bites his hand and the arm falls off at the shoulder. The dog runs away with zombie arm in his mouth. The zombie shakes his one fist in the air and moans (Subtitles: Damn dog! Give me my arm back!). The dog runs over to his owner and drops the arm and wags his tail in front of her. The owner opens her mouth to scream and the sound is a bell ringing. Cut to next scene.
4 Day - Hallway
Kids rush around in hallway. GIRL opens her locker, and dead birds and other road kill fall out onto her. She screams. Everyone starts gagging and running out of the hall. ZOMBIE BOY stops GIRL and lifts his arm toward the locker.
GIRL
You did this?! This is horrible! Do you really think normal human girls are impressed by this?
ZOMBIE BOY shrugs.
GIRL
Well, I am not a normal girl.
GIRL reaches behind ZOMBIE BOY’s head, grabs his hair and pulls him in for a kiss. They French kiss and lips are being bitten off and teeth are falling out. Blood is everywhere. Hair is getting pulled out. Kids stare as the pass by. They stop, GIRL wipes her mouth off with her sleeve. Close up of her dilated eyeball. It is clear that she has been turned into a zombie. She grabs his arm and they walk off campus, people screaming and crying while the zombie couple walks by smiling and waving. Then they look down at their tummies and look at each other. GIRL lets go of ZOMBIE BOY's arm and grabs someone by the ear and bites a chunk out of their neck. she hands him over to ZOMBIE BOY and he reaches his hand into school boy's stomach and pulls out an intestine. ZOMBIE BOY bites one end, and GIRL bites the other. they eat the intestine like the spaghetti in "Lady and the Tramp" and kiss.
Fade out.
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