Badass Chicks By Mariah Theobald and Jessica Knapp

Now we're gonna spit some beats about some motherfuckin' women.
They were sick of cooking dinner, they were sick of folding linen.
We've got some good stories about some badass chicks.
The first one we're tellin' bout is Dorthea Dix.

The mentally challenged used to have to go to jail,
Till Dorthea came along , didn't want them to fail.
She made them a place where they were helped instead.
Now the women get some credit, and were all pumpin fists.
Pumpin fists, pumpin fists, pumpin fists pump pump -- Dorthea Dix!

Now we're gonna talk about a bitch named Helen Keller.
She made a lot of difference & we wish that we could tell her.
She couldn't hear, she couldn't see, she couldn't even speak,
Every single person thought Helen was a freak.
She founded a school for the deaf, mute, & blind.
What she did was important, and also very kind.
K-k-kind, k-k-k-kind, k-k-kind, k-kind... Helen Keller.

Next we're gonna tell you bout Amelia Earhart.
Not only was she brave but she was also very smart.
She was the first woman to be flying in a plane,
She flew across the atlantic, that was how she made her name.
It's really quite a bummer that she disappeared you know--
Because now everyone's like, "Damn, where'd she go?"
Where'd she go? Where-where'd she go, Where'd she go?
Where Where? Amelia Earhart.

Now here's a first lady who knows how to get things done.
She communicates with nations, she doesn't shop for fun.
She was also the senator of the city that don't sleep.
She sends a great message, but her husbands quite the creep,
And if you haven't guessed by the way we've been a hintin'
The woman that we are rapping about is Hilary Clinton!
Hil-a-ry, Hil-hil-ary, Hil-ary, Hil-Hil Hilary Clinton!

We told you some stories bout these super cool chicks,
who were sick of washin' dishes, who were sick of sucking dicks.
We're splittin' this shit to teach you gals a lesson,
Believe in yourself and never be second guessin'.
If you give it all you've got then you're bound to change the world.
Just believe in yourself & be proud to be a girl!
d-d-dicks, d-d-d-dicks, d-d-dicks, d-d-VAGINA!